Oh, Life

Please keep finding ways to fuck me over. Thanks!

I need some lotion

Well, it's been MONTHS! Things have been happening, like they always do. I'm currently living in Portland and I'll be sticking around here for awhile. After much thought, I decided to give Portland another try and I'm pretty happy with my decision. I've made some AMAZING friends this summer and I'm really looking forward to developing those friendships. Plus, Ez has decided to stick around too! Now all the rest of you guys need to relocate so I have all my bestest friends here. Get on it guys.

You Are a Carousel

You are young at heart and a truly playful person. No one would ever accuse you of taking life too seriously. You are definitely in things for the fun. You find joy easily, and you are often building up anticipation for your next adventure. In relationships, you tend to want to be babied and taken care of. And while you may be a bit high maintenance, you are incredibly loyal. Your life is simple and satisfying. Each day you treat yourself to something you enjoy. You have a lot of emotional attachments, and experiences are extra vivid to you. You tend to be nostalgic and sentimental. The past is important to you. Comfortable around all living things, you have a special connection to animals and children. At your best, you are whimsical, free spirited, and creative. Even if your schemes seem a bit strange, they usually work out wonderfully. At your worst, you are spoiled, demanding, and impossible to satisfy. You've been known to act like a brat if you aren't getting your way!

What Carnival Ride Are You?

I like the scary rides better. Whatever.

You Are a Yellow Crayon

Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors. You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius. Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way. While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme. Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth.

What Color Crayon Are You?

I should write more, but I've got to get going to a class to get my liquor license card thingy. I'm sure I'm in for a very boring morning. Afterwards I get to teach kiddies a dance routine. At least that will be fun and I get paid!

Give me a call people. I'd love to catch up.

Much love.
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I'm back!

Wow! It's been a month!

I haven't been spending any time on the internet 'cause we don't usually get it in our apartment, but for some reason it works!!!

Anyway, I'm in Portland and everything is going well. I'm really enjoying my job and living in NW. It's been great spending time with old friends and meeting gobs of new ones. I'll try to post a reasonable update when time permits.

Love you all!

Oh, check out my new favorite band Ronald Reagan. They have a myspace.

Kisses!

What Your Latte Says About You

When it comes to what you like, you have your own unique tastes. And people don't really understand them. You can be quite silly at times, but you know when to buckle down and be serious. Intense and energetic, you aren't completely happy unless you are bouncing off the walls. You're addicted to caffeine. There's no denying it. You are responsible, mature, and truly an adult. You're occasionally playful, but you find it hard to be carefree. You are complex and philosophical, but you are never arrogant.

What Does Your Latte Say About You?

This isn't packing. Part Two

You Are Chardonnay

Fresh, spirited, and classic - you have many facets to your personality. You can be sweet and light. Or deep and complex. You have a little bit of something to offer everyone... no wonder you're so popular. Approachable and never smug, you are easy to get to know (and love!). Deep down you are: Dependable and modest Your partying style: Understated and polite Your company is enjoyed best with: Cold or wild meat

What Kind of Wine Are You?

You Need Some Green in Your Life

Green will make you feel alive, renewed, and balanced. And with a little green, you will project an aura of peacefulness and harmony. If you want stability, you've got to get a little green in your life! For extra punch: Combine green with blue or purple The downside of green: It can promote jealousy in yourself or others The consequences of more green in your life: You will be drawn to a new life path You will feel free to pursue new ideas and interests, no matter how strange You will be released from the demands and concerns of others

What Color Do You Need?

You Are Psyche!

Eternally in search of purpose and insight. You're curious and creative with a total sense of wonder. Totally empathetic, you pick up on other's moods easily. Just be sure to pamper yourself as well!

What Goddess Are You?

You Are a Red Wine Woman

You're not a big drinker, and when you do drink, you go for the best. You probably know a good deal about wines, and you know how to order a great bottle. When you drink too much, you tend to flirt - but only in a subtle, understated way. You prefer to date a man who's worldly and wise. He's got to be as sophisticated as you are.

What Kind of Drinking Woman Are You?

I wasn't a "red wine woman" last night. Blech!

What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means

Your eating style is reserved. You are a bit of a fussy eater, and you have very specific ways you like your food prepared. You don't really have a sweet tooth. If you go for dessert, you tend to go for something light. Your taste in food tends to be modern and cutting edge. Of all your friends, you are usually the first one to try a new food or restaurant. You belong to a class that's all your own. You resist rules and traditions of any sort. You are a tough person who isn't afraid to live life fully. There isn't a lot that scares you. You are laid back and extremely easygoing. You never make a fuss, and you try to enjoy every moment.

What Does Your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Say About You?

Whoops!

Guess who showed up to work 4 hours early this morning?? That's right. . .Me! How stupid.

And to think I could've slept in. : (

Come on Jeopardy! Call me!

You Really Know Your State Capitols

You Got 20 State Capitols Correct You're either a geography buff... or you have an excellent memory.

Do You Know Your State Capitols?

I didn't even cheat!

Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind." For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one.You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good big of goofy fun. Your love style: Idealistic yet quirky Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic

http://www.blogthings.com/whatmovieisyourlovelifelikequiz/">What Movie Is Your Love Life Like?

Ha!



I really wish I was sleeping. I have to be at work in t-minus 6.5 hours. Ugh.

I've been waiting to hear back from my doctor this week, but I still haven't. If they don't call before I'm out of work tomorrow, I'll be dropping them a line. Somedays I just hurt so badly and I need to know what's going on.

I hope everybody's doing great. Send your love and prayers to Rachel!

Love,
Heather

Ugh!

This morning I spent over an hour at my lovely doctor's office undergoing a battery of tests to determine if I am the lucky recipient of Rhumatoid Arthritis. I had a through physical exam, x-rays on both knees, and about 10 different blood tests. All that hell = $441! Ouch!

Anyway, I should find out the results of the bloodwork tomorrow and the x-rays by next week. Wish me luck folks!

Love you all.

I'm sleepy

I have a lot of things on my mind. I don't think I'll discuss them here.

To distract myself:

You Are 73% Pure

You're pretty pure, and you have no plans on changing that.You do have a devilish side though... and it will probably get the better of you.

The 100 Question Purity Test

Your Power Bird is a Vulture

You are always changing your life and the lives of those around you.You aren't afraid to move on from what holds you back.Energetic and powerful, you have a nearly unlimited capacity for success.You know how to "go with the flow" and take advantage of what is given to you.

What's" Your Power Bird?

But, I don't eat meat, guys!

You Are Definitely a Hot Chick

While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's...You get the most dates of any girl you knowIt's your whole five star package that attracts men -Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue.

Are You A Hot Chick?

That's funny.

Chance You'll Live to 100: 77%

100 is looking pretty likely for you right now. You've made your health a priority.So kick back, keep doing what you're doing, and enjoy the great life you've made for yourself.And you might get to see what the world is like 70, 80, or even 90 years from now.

Will You Live to 100?

Hopefully I'll get a sweet retirement plan!

Your Love is Represented by a Yellow Rose

You primarily express your love through friendship and caring.This doesn't mean your romantic relationships are platonic - they just start that way.You need a lot of freedom in relationships. So if you do happen to send roses, they don't mean much.

What Rose Represents Your Love?

You Are Most Like Laetitia Casta

Curvy, beautiful, and wild

Which Victoria's Secret Angel Are You?

Right.

You Are An Atheist

God? No thanks. You're not buying into any religion. They're all bunk to you. You rather focus on what you know is true.You may be a passive non-believer or a rabid atheist activist.But one thing is for sure... no one's going to make you go to church!

Are You an Atheist, Agnostic or a Believer?

That's pretty funny.

Your Rapper Name Is...

Anonymous Wino

What's" Your Rapper Name?

Ha!

You Belong in New York City

You're the energetic, ambitious type.And only NYC is fast enough for you.Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer careerOr simply take in all the city has to offer.

What City Do You Belong In?

I guess that's good 'cause I'm movin' there!


Well, that'll do it for now.

Love you guys!